"Cowards die many times before their deaths;

The valiant never taste of death but once.

Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,

It seems to me most strange that men should fear,

Seeing that death, a necessary end,

Will come when it will come."

- William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, Act II, Scene II -

SimonGuildford.com is dead. A preliminary autopsy found no sign of foul play, while toxicology reports are expected to reveal that the site perished after imbibing a lethal cocktail of reader apathy and blatant neglect on the part of its owner.

Interested parties, if such creatures exist, can direct their browsers here for their daily dose of... well, whatever I eventually decide to put up there. They can also contact me directly, at least until the domain expires in Summer 2010.

Last, and pretty much least, we come to the content of the old site. Most of it has been deleted once and for all, but I have decided to preserve the interviews (which were, for the most part, the only pages which ever attracted any hits) and a couple of the articles, to boot.

Without further ado, then, the interviews:

David Cross (June 2007);

Henry Rollins (February 2008);

Screw Loose Change (September 2008).

And the articles:

An Overview of 9/11 Conspiracy Nonsense (August 2008);

Live Election Night Blog (November 2008).

That's all, folks. Thanks for reading.

Simon Guildford, October 2009.